A Great Week for Sure!

real feijoada! its got like the garbage of pork meat . brazilian gold haha.
so this week was well AWESOME!!!!! you have no idea. well johnson and I stayed together in the area again but, guess who got transfered into my district.....ELDER ORR. can you believe it? he is my ZL and their in my district. it was sooo awesome. today we actually passed the morning together playin bball and 'settlers of zarahemla' haha. it was cool then it was rainin when johnson and i were coming back to our house and i totally slipped. johnson always slips and i always laugh at him so you can only imagine he had a good laugh at me also. ooopsi!
o so i was looking through elder orrs photos and i saw a pic of me with his family pinning a mustache on me. he always talked about me and his family always does a game for christmas to be able to open pics so last year it was "pin the stache on stanger" like pin the tail on the donkey. i totally got the pic from him. it was funny, kinda embarrassing to think his fam had to pin a stache on me to open a present haha. :S. i love that kid.
so guess who is visiting our mission the end of april!!!! Elder Holland!!! ya im so excited. he is like my fav apostolo!!! it will be an awesome experience!!!
what is the law on monkey skin? like lets just say i had a scripture case made out of monkey would i have a hard time getting it to the states? cause i totally talked to that hippie and asked what he could do and he said at the moment he had monkey, snake and crocodile and so ya, as of yesterday i have a moneky scripture cover. its pretty cool though. i mean it will be awesome in the states. haha. Oh guess what else happend this week. so i did division with elders in the district and at night we were at our house and the my comp and the other elder (elder a. smith) come in and their pulling a little suitcase. i just saw it and thought that looks like my bag. then thought more about it and was like, why do they have a suitcase. then i was like, that is my bag!!!! haha. the office elders had "misplaced it" in the chapel. so they found it and i have my journal and everything else now!!! wow good week i tell you what haha. i get my journal back and elder orr in my district the same week and a monkey scripture case. wooo hooo.
sadly elder T. Davis went home yesterday has he finished his mission. i also found out that elder johnosn great great grandpa is James E. Talmage, you know the guy who wrote Jesus the Christ and tons of other amazing books. haha. cool huh? well ya that is about my week!!! good week for sure!!!

Week in Review! From both Comps!

From his COMP (great email! pay special notice to the bold paragraphs)
Oi família,

Well this week certainly passed fast, it seems like just yesterday I was writing my last e-mail. Once again it has been an eventful week, although certainly less embarassing than the last one. It would have been pretty tough to be MORE embarrassing certainly, but that's okay, I'm getting past it and learning from my experiences! The highlight of the week had to be the two baptisms that happened on Sunday night. Our investigators Junior and Luis were both baptized, which was a relief because for a second it looked like we had some problems. Luis (the peruvian) lives really far from the chapel and he works a lot during the day, so we had just set it up so that he'd get his interview right before the baptism. We even went over the questions with him before hand so that we would know if any problems would come up. We did the same for Junior too. Sure it was risky to have the interviews right before the baptism, but we went over the questions beforehand and they both said that there weren't any problems there. Well after some confusion in getting there (Elder Stanger had to do an interview right before so we had to do some scrambling to get both investigators there) it turns out that both Junior and Luis had problems with the serious question and had to talk to President before they were baptized. It definitely came as a shock and was really unfortunate because their families had already started coming for the baptisms and all that. So we scheduled the interviews with the President the next day (he was already going to be at the chapel for another stake's stake conference). Everything ended up turning out okay, they both were able to be baptized after church on Sunday night. It was a little hectic and a little stressful but everything worked out. Sunday actually ended up being a very interesting day. The other stake had a stake conference, so our ward didnt start until 3! That meant we actually got to get up and do exercises and actually do our studies, which we never have time for on Sundays. Then we had to go to the chapel early for the interviews and then we had church and then the baptisms and then the day was over, it was a very, well it involved a lot less walking than normal. It was a pretty relaxing Sunday!

Oh So then last Pday after e-mails we took a bus down to the center (which as always, was an adventure in itself) and we met Elder T. Davis (the ex-comp of Elder Stanger who's going home soon) and Elder Johnson (elder Carlings first companion in the field). We then went to lunch at a member's house. It was actually a member that Elder T. Davis baptized his first time through in that area, so it was really cool to see a member that was baptized, stay strong in the church for a long time and still have a really strong love for all missionaries. So then after that we went to the Elder's apartment and played a lot of Settler's of Zarahemla, which is Settlers of Cataan with a mormon twist. Elder Stanger said that since a lot of the cards have scritptures included we're going to start playing it for companionship study...haha just kidding. I've got entirely too much work to do to study the lessons and the language before I can even begin to think about doing something like that. So it was a really fun trip though, I was, once again, by far the youngest in the group, which is alwasy tough. Everyone starts telling stories and all the sudden I feel like I never will go home, but that night we got back to work and it was all good.

So I hope everyone remembers me talking about Samuel and Ana, the parents of the family we baptized. We had been planning on getting all their papers togetherfor baptisms, and we were just waiting for the money, when we heard than Samuel and given in and got drunk one night. Well that didn't fly to well for Ana (who has been living with him for 17 years) and we heard from her kids that she wanted the papers back and all of that. Unfortunately the next time she was free I was on a Division in our area with an Elder Oxborrow, so because I know the family I had to do a lot of talking. We gathered the family together, and Ana began talking about her struggles with living with him, and about how she just wanted the best for her kids and she was crying and it was terrible. Then Samuel starts crying because he cant stop and he threatened to commit suicide and so yeah it was kind of crazy. We tried to tell them how we needed to support Samuel because he was addicted, but I'm pretty sure no one in that family has an ounce of respect for him. We really stressed the importance of a family and how it was of God and how right now the parents were living in Sin. We didn't get too much resolved because we had to meet back with our companions to finish the switch, but we left with a prayer and just kind of hoped for the best. Elder Stanger and I went to pick up the family for church (both parents said they would go) and only the kids were there and ready to go. It was one of the most frustrating moments of the mission, because seriously these kids are awesome and deserve to have a good family so much, but their parents just won't help their family with the help of the Lord. So we went back the next day, and it turns out that Samuel is moving out because Ana is kicking him out. It was kind of sad, definitely not what we had wanted, but at least they're not breaking the law of chastity anymore. It was really the first time I've literally called someone to repentance. But unfortunately, the mom isn't seeming too interested in the church, I think it would be too much of a change. She says that she prayed about our message and believes that Joseph Smith was called to be a prophet, and she loves how she feels when we come to visit and how much we've helped their family, but she said that she's just too busy on Sundays and all these excuses. It was really sad, but at least her kids are really firm in the church (Rodrigo is passing the sacrament now and still going to seminary everyday) and at least she's living the law of chastity, and it's not too late for her so I think we'll just keep praying and visiting.

But this week wasn't entirely depressing, I have some pretty funny stories too. The other night, we had finished with our last compromise, I mean appointment, and we were walking back to the house. It was dark out and we were walking behind what looked like a mom with a teenager and a little girl. As we passed them Elder Stanger looked back and said "Boi Noite" just to be friendly. Well turns out that it was actually two teenagers and a little girl, and the girl (that Elder Stanger thought was a lot older than she really was) must have been pretty moved by that, because she let out an audible dreamy sigh as we walked away. Haha Elder Stanger still says that he thought she was an older woman, but I think he's just trying to cover up the fact that he totally hit on a teenage Brazilian girl.

Another funny story was that Elder Stanger and I had a serious encounter with a big rat in our house Friday night. We got home and heard something, and turned on the light to see two little rats running around the house. We had two extra matresses up againt the wall next to a box that usually holds an air conditioning unit. Well those two escaped up the mattresses and out the box into the night. Elder Stanger was a little fed up and started banging on the Oven, which is one of the rat hose spots. Well a fairly large rat hopped out and ran into our bedroom. But we had already taken down the mattresses so the little sucker was stuck in our room. Elder Stanger got a crazy look in his eye and decided that we'd shut the door to keep him locked in there while we got tools to take care of him. What ensued was a night of hell, and I'm using it in the literal sense for the record. We each had a broom and were swinging at him, but this rat was olympic. He was jumping and almost jumped out the window, he was easily jumping four or five times his own body length. Later on he climbed the door frame and was chilling like seven feen in the air, clinging on to the wood of the frame. By then end of the night he had walked all over our pillows and sheets, and we had succeeded in not even touching him. We ended up (through our pure genius) trapping him in a big trashcan, we had to put a covering on because the first time he jumped right out of the can. It was about 1100 at night and neither of us are especially cruel people, so we just left him in the can overnight with a cracker we had tried to lure him with. The next morning we had no idea what to do with him, so we tossed him out next to our house, hoping the fall would injure or kill him...but he just ran away like it was nothing. It was a good 25 foot drop! He was a worthy adversary and I think he deserved to live. We got some pretty impressive video of him jumping and climbing the door frame. I was filming him on the doorway and he totally jumped at me, so all you see on the video is the camera shake and loose focus, and two grown men yelling like little girls. It's a pretty funny video, I'll probaly try to put it on a CD or DVD or something and send it home.
That pretty much does it for the week. We had a sweet sleep over last night with the elders from the district. Normally it's just Elder Stanger and I, but we had 8 people n the house last night. One of the members in another ward makes a mean pizza (rare in manaus) with stuff crust (unheard of here) so we had a lot of that. It was pretty cool just to relax and talk with other missionaries. Today is pretty chill too, just some letter writing, and a lot of relaxing. And then after on to another week! Transfers are coming up soon so I need to start preparing to know the area really well in case I stay and Elder Stanger is transfered, which would be a little stressful at first, but I think I can handle it.

Hyrums Email: we had two more baptisms. it was way cool of Juinor and Luis. they were awesome. thye were supposed to be sat but they didnt pass the interview so pres had to come and talk to them and then pres passed them so the baptisms were sunday!!! i was soo happy to see them be baptised!!! oh that old man with he pot and straw is a drink called terere. i actually am like addictied. i drank some last night and i will be drinkin more today. :) i love it. but that guy was drunk in the moment so he was kinda out fo it. he is a dad of some members. so a little about my week. last night we had a district pizza party at my house so it was pretty fun i guess. and also two nights ago we did a FHE at that guys house and me and johnson tried to make an "american dish" which would be mac and cheese. ya, it didnt go so well. oopsi. but it was pretty fun. i wanted to wish you and dad a happy aniversary!!! you two have been together long long time. congrats. lsat week we did a pday party at Elder T. Daviss house. he goes home in like 2 weeks i think. and on the way back we were driving by the river of the amazons and guess what i saw...a cruise ship!!! i thought of you and your dream to visit here. we also had a crazy cool rat chase this week. i got lots on video so you will be able to see it when i come home.it was crazy this rat would jump like 3 feet in the air. he was huge. it was nuts haha. i am starting to study the BOM in spanish and italian. it ws good overall! the mission is getting more fun everyday!!! im loving it. haha. well love ya lots.

Rat Fight and Baptism Photos (Thanks E Johnson)

The first is of the rat we had a battle with, rat battle, not rap battle. Although I think the latter would have been much more pleasant. As you can see, stretched out he was as long as both mattresses. Elder stanger caught a good pic of him in the air that I'll grap from him and try to send. the second was in the trashcan we caught him in. Can you believed he jumped right out of that thing the first time?

The third pic is at the baptism on Sunday, there were a lot of people there and it was one of my favorite baptismal services we've had. The fourth pic is of E Stanger and I in our jumpsuits that were slightly large. We both used those since everything was kind of last minute and we didnt bring our baptismal clothes

RATS! Baptisms!!!

so your telling me josh h. is home? crazy!. and he is strong huh? cool i guess. im pretty strong to i guess... NOT haha. im glad you all had a good time there in florida. tht is good. im glad you like the cd of photos also.
still rats but we are searching for results haha. and no i havent found the journal. im sure its long gone by now. well a little about my week...
so this week my comp told an investigator he missed nursing haha. it was funny. so this investigator has a little boy that was like crying lots and they were like ya he misses nursing but the only thing is that the word nursing is realy close to mom in portugeuse haha. so he understood mom and was like ya me to haha. it was funny.
also we some some kids "iceblocking" only it wasnt on ice. it was cool. crative little kids. they were on little 2 liter bottles of soda slidding down the hills haha.
o so ? for ya, have you ever heard of the fruit called Guava? i heard we have it there i just dont ever remember it. but just wondering.
i got two packags this week. one from Romy which was way cool. being american in brasil receiving a package from germany. wicked haha. tell her a HUGE thanks for me.
this sunday a member brought a friend to chruch that had already been taught everything but when it was getting close to her baptism i guess she suffered a bad accident and they say it s a miracle she is alive but sunday she came up to us and told us she wanted to be taught again and baptized so we went and taught the 1st lesson marked her baptism for the 13th of march and also we will have two baptisms this week. Junior and Luis. im way excited for thes baptisms!!! it will be way cool. they are both 18 and will be 19 soon and they are moving so much. they are like my role modles. i mean can you imagine a 18 year old boy gving up lots of worldy things to be baptised.
its amazing the love of our heavenly father and how stong the holy ghost can testify to us if we really are with an open heart!!! o also this week something else funny happend. decided im a pretty big tease haha. like we were dong a FHE at a less actives house and my comp was directing the music and he was useing a zip up tie and i was sitted righ next to him so i was just like wanting to play a joke on him haha. so i just reached up and pulled the tie and it unzipped haha. it was so funny.
and also this week i did my first divisions as a DL. it was cool. i did one with the zl and also another missionary in my district!!! well ya that was about my week. its all going good. im deciding i have ALOT of time in this area. it passed WAY fast and i was like WOW, i almost have 6 months in this area already. crazy crazy.
o i still love acre to death. but im loving here now also. alot depends on your comp!

Great week except....:(

well here is a little about my week. so last thursday i woke up and had the inspiration to go look at my suit that i have not worn for over 6 months. and i did and it was just covered in mold. i love the amazons. but thankfully for the expeirenced mold remover members A.K.A. Bishops wife. its getting taken care of as we speak(write). also that day we took some papers for some investigators to get married to the office. well first off we get the wrong bus. oopsi haha. so we have about an hour tour through manaus which was cool then we get the right bus and all goes well. on the way back the bus was packed full. i tell you what i have never been so close to so many ppl. and im a missionary. it was weird. but its a good thing all the ppl around me were guys haha. it was disgusting though. just imagine a hot humid area stuffed full of stinky ppl goning home from work for the day and all of us sweating tons. gross. my poor little comp haha. he had a couple of teen girls in his area. he was like so nervous it was funny. so then we get back home and we open the door and find out there is a sleep over happening in our house haha. WITH RATS. there were like at least 3 or 4 rats in our house and we were chasing them around like mad men. one was in the garbage sack and i gave him a good hit. haha. but i dont know what to do with them last night i was laying in bed and i saw a couple running around our walls in our bedroom i was like alright that is too much haha. but we put posion out a week ago and nothing happed. i thought for sure it would ttake tcare of them. haha. i will have to use the priesthood soon i think haha. jkjkj. a dad of some less active we are helpin is like a way funny guy. he is just absolutly nuts. but i have that pic of me when i was little sitting on dads lap when he was using the rainbow suspenders and i have no teeth well this old crazy guy gave me some suspenders to take home and give to dad. so tell dad i have a present for him. also something sad happend this week. i try not to think about it cause i just get depressed. but im already over it. i realize it happend and ther is nothing i can do. so thankgoodness you save these emails and stuff casue i left a suitcase with a couple of things in it in the office. like a pair of my ecco shoes brand new and well a couople things but the most important was a journal with over a year of my mission. well ya that suitcase got stolen with everything in it. so im pretty much blessed i have an amazing mom and an inspired mom who saves all this stuff i write home cause now i dont have a journal of the last year and 3 months of my mission. i also saw a guy taking a dump in fromt of our house this week on the side of the road. like seriously. in the middle of the neighborhood. gross hhuh. haha. The parents of the recent converts we had decided to get married and baptised. the dad was a raging alchoholica and would get drunk like every day and we started helping him and he hasnt touched it for almost 2 weeks!!! so she said she would marry him then we can baptize them. i pray he just continues to stay away from it!!! so remember that guy from peru a couple months ago i told you we had to speak to in spanish. well a couple months ago he told us he didnt want anything with us yet. so we were like alright but he has been goin to chruhc every sunday since then. well sunday he told me he was ready and wanted to be baptized so we marked it for the 6th of march!!!! also another investigator named Juinor is marked for the 6th. him and his friend Fabio, less-active, do break dancing so that was way cool to see. i tried to be cool and and did a little front hand spring but it was nothing compared to them haha. it was cool though i wont lie haha. so also this week i did my first intervies as a district leader. it was way weird to be like all alone with someone!

More Pics from the comps mom!

So the first two pictures are the night after a long day of working, so we made cuplaço juice! It's this sourish fruit, we bought some
in a market and with the help of everton (in the picture) we made some delicious juice!


The last picture is a cool little area in the area I was in with the ZL yesterday. This little neighborhood was on the side of a road that was a big hill, and that dirt path is actually a staircase of sorts. Funny story, after I took the picture, I started descending, and the dirt just started giving away so I ended up sliding down the entire thing. In the picture is Elder Whitlock, one of our ZLs.
The first picture here is of the gift that was given to me by the crazy guy and his family, including his daughter that we're helping get married in two weeks or so.

The second and third are of the weirdest fruit I've ever seen in my entire life! It looks so weird, but you peel away the skin and there's a grape on the inside! It was way delicious, but I would have never have thought to eat something like that.

The last picture is of a miniture service project we helped with. The neighbors of Junior and Randy and Ingrid and all them were robbed because someone jumped over their wall. So we helped them mix cement and put broken glass on top of the wall so it can't happen again. They guy in the pic with Elder Stanger is Junior, who's getting baptized on Saturday!